can we say "hilarious"

maybe i am delirious, due to a lack of sleep, or this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while...i took my cue from heidi at "waiting" and threw the words "barbara needs" into a google search...here are the top 15 hits for what i am lacking in life...

1. barbara needs a good swift k@#$!
2. barbara needs to blog (hey, i'm trying).
3. barbara needs two overtimes to defeat uc davis.
4. barbara needs help and support.
5. barbara needs victory.
6. barbara needs help!
7. barbara needs to take this opportunity to take a long hard look at herself and see...
8. barbara needs a decent thai place (well, i am a bit hungry at the moment).
9. barbara needs a screen for a power point presentation.
10. barbara needs to know about the body.
11. barbara needs to lose weight and avoid potential cardiovascular complications (i'm hungry, but i should not eat in order to lose weight?).
12. barbara needs help all right, but not in being re-elected...
13. barbara needs conservation, but wearing sweaters just won't be enough.
14. barbara needs a real bbq joint (okay, i get it, i'll eat!).
15. barbara needs some meat in her system, then maybe she would be in a better mood (and all this time i thought i needed therapy).

that was way too much fun! try it and see what you need...